Another great week down. Some days it’s crazy to look back and see how fast these weeks fly by. Like always there were some ups and downs yet I only remember the ups. This week was busy but we were able to hammer out some good beers, the wife got a new job, and work was invaded by wild turkeys.
The week started off pretty good, I had Monday off so I spent it pretty much lounging around. I did clean a little but only enough to satisfy the wife. Now that I think about it I may have not cleaned at all. Oh well, I was drinking beer that day so there’s that. Thinking of beer on Wednesday I got my first beer making kit in the mail. I can’t wait to give it try. Also thinking of beers check out DOW (Drinks of the Week) from this week.
The wife got a new job. I say again the wife got a new job. I couldn’t be happier. If anyone knows the job market they know how difficult getting a new gig can truly be. This takes a ton of patience and nail-biting. A lot of nail biting. In the end she will be starting soon and I will get my Mondays off back. She is going to give me that look when she reads this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
One of the craziest parts of the week was when DP came in and said “Bro there are six turkeys in the building.” I thought he was fucking with me but when I turn the corner I saw two of them run into our gym. Fuck me what are we going to do? We walked over to the gym to find two big ass turkeys in the there. Holy Shit they are stupid, scared, and angry. So they did the only thing they know how to do, thats fly into the rafters and begin shitting and pissing all over everything. One of these dumbasses kept flying into a light, “thats not the goddamn sun stupid.” Fuck me it smelled like a barn in like 10 seconds. These November delicacies began empty their insides like a freshman at his first house party. I didn’t realize that these fuckers have huge talons and a low moral compass. Sure we debated shooting them but came to the conclusion that no one had a gun, and that maybe scaring them out of there was the best idea. So thats what we did. After that we just stared at the amount of dung and urine that came from these two. ASSHOLES.
We finished the week out with a get together at a friend’s house just drinking and playing Cards Against Humanity. If you have never played this game you should pick up a deck and get loose. DP’s wife brought enough buffalo chicken dip to feed the Philadelphia Eagles. Thank god there was like 8 of us there. We did a lot of chatting, and recanting old stories, and just having a good ole time. The cold and wind screwed up and chance of a bon fire and hot tubing. F You Mother Nature.
Well heres to another great week, I can’t wait to see what next week brings.
Cheap plug also. This dude is going to owe me some money eventually.
The Freak Fights.