Eagles vs. Patriots (Super Bowl)

Well the unthinkable  has happened and the Philadelphia Eagles have made it to the Super Bowl to face off against the New England Patriots.  The Eagles have defied all odds to make here.  They weren’t the fan favorite, they didn’t have the toughest schedule, they lost player after player including the franchise QB.  They got a back up that thought about retirement just a year prior.  Each playoff game they were doubted and made the underdogs event though they had the best record in the league.  Nick Foles was touted as a bum and wouldn’t win a playoff game.  Hell even the coach at one time was considered to be below average and unqualified.  With all of that the Eagles and their true fans stood there with their arms folded, that blue-collar stare, and calmly said F@#$ You with each passing victory.  On Feb 4th the Philadelphia Eagles and the City of Philadelphia will finally get what they truly deserve and that is the Lombardi Trophy.   Continue reading “Eagles vs. Patriots (Super Bowl)”

Frankie “The Freak” Paul

Wing Bowl is just days away and The Freak continues to prepare for the greatest competitive eating contest known to man.  The festivities will kick off with the weigh in and pre-party at Chickie’s and Petes in South Philly.  This is the party to start the mother of all parties.  Then on Feb 2nd at the Wells Fargo Center the party will begin, WING BOWL 26. Continue reading “Frankie “The Freak” Paul”

Headed to the Dance

The Eagles have finally gotten back to the promise land and they were able to do it with a back up in Nick Foles.  What a game, the Eagles completely dominated what was the number 1 defense in the league.  The birds have taken on the persona of the underdog and love it.  No team has worked harder for it then this one.  It’s our time, it’s Philly’s time.  The Eagles are Finally headed back to the big Dance.  Continue reading “Headed to the Dance”

Frankie “The Freak” Paul vs Wing Bowl (Update)

The anticipation is building around the single greatest eating event ever, WING BOWL.  Frankie Paul sits and trains in and out of the ring.  He gets in the EAT LAB and works on his food game.  Shit, he ain’t eating chicken wing he eats Falcon wings that he caught with own bare hands.  He is what Rocky wanted to be. The Competitors are now coming out of the wood works, like this bum Pittsburgh Paulie, in an attempt to shake up THE FREAK.  Pittsburgh Paulie is the kinda guy who gets out of breath just driving.  Frankie Paul is cut from a different cloth, he doesn’t get worried, he OPERATES.  His following is beginning to grow.  The Massses are algning for one single Goal.  He has begun building his alliances with great showmen such as Moe Train.  Don’t be mistaken, The FREAK is coming for the Title.  Continue reading “Frankie “The Freak” Paul vs Wing Bowl (Update)”

Sweet Water BBQ

Quick review of a small BBQ joint I ate at recently.   Sweet Water BBQ is a decent little bbq joint that has a select number of items to choose from.  The have wings, brisket, pork, Cajun Shrimp, and some fixin’s to go with it.  The food comes out on one of those plastic plates that you would find at a backyard BBQ.  The place is tucked away and pretty easy to miss.  You just have to drive by Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store to get there.  Yeah I’m not shitting you that is a real place.  Go ahead click the link.  No it’s not like blue waffle, don’t be a tool and just open the link.   Continue reading “Sweet Water BBQ”

Eagles vs. Vikings (Conf. Champ)

Well, Well, Well look who is still in the playoffs.  Your damn right, the Philadelphia Eagles are.  We proved all experts wrong this past weekend by winning the un-winnable game.  This team is, was, and will continue to be more than one player.  Yes Carson Wentz is damn good, which makes the team even better when he is in there.  This team is also really good without him because of the talent and they are well coached, and embody the “Team Mentality.”  The game wasn’t very pretty but playoff football generally isn’t.  The teams match up well and will battle it out, just like this past game.  That means we are in for another tough battle this weekend when Minnesota comes to the City of Brotherly Love.

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WTF Tide Pods

Are you fucking kidding me Tide Pods.  As if people couldn’t get any dumber they are now competing in the TIDE POD CHALLENGE.  Morons will literally eat fucking anything.  Here I got on for you, let’s try the ” EAT A BAG OF DICKS CHALLENGE.”   If you catch any of your children or I should say teens doing this you should punch them in the face, Hard like really Punch the shit of them.  Dumb Asses.  I am not going to attach any videos of assholes doing this because I don’t want to encourage them to do other things like eat dog shit or a bullet.  Why not try the “Go help someone out Challenge.”  Yeah instead of eating laundry detergent why don’t you eat a good time, get some real friends, I don’t know maybe I am living in a bubble.  Whatever I’m done with this rant.

Eagles vs. Falcons (Playoffs)

This is the game of games this weekend.  Nick Foles is being treated like a second-rate citizen and we have forgotten about everything that the Eagles have done up to this point.  Human nature is that we only remember the last thing that happened.  So the Defense is looking good, and Nick Foles and the offense is trash, or at least that’s what the National Media, and some local media, wants you to believe.  We completely dismissed Foles’s performance against the Giants as if he were playing the Delaware State Hornets.  Remember when we played the Giants the first time we won with a last second 61 yard bomb of a field goal.  The Giants games are always tough and you have to dismiss the records for those.  Oakland was on Christmas night and the game didn’t mean much outside of wrapping up the inevitable which was home filed advantage.  The coach himself admitted to calling a vanilla game plan for the final game of the year against that so called team from Texas.  I am angry at how we are acting, we have folded up shop and have taken our ball home and haven’t even played the game yet.  BULLSHIT I SAY, BULLSHIT!!!!!! Continue reading “Eagles vs. Falcons (Playoffs)”

The Introduction of Her Vault

This is a small introduction to Her Vault the new contributor to HISVAULT.com.   She is my partner in crime and my true drinking buddy, yup she is the wife.  I will be letting her tell you the rest on her first post.  Listen she has a lot to say and will contribute to this from a female perspective.  Plus is is going to be nice to have some back and forth on different topics.  She is going to focus on all the same pages, the biggest being DOW (Drinks of the Week).  Baby girl love her some wine.  We feel like this will be a fun opportunity to reach new audiences and expand on the fun.  Like everything we pretty much do it together so why not this as well.   We will add a section specifically for HER VAULT, this way she can have her own space as well.  Lord knows women need there own space.  Look bottom line is this is going to be fun and we can share all the crazy shit that we tend to get involved in.  The best being most of our conversations.  I will also use this chance to expand on the You Tube channel and our other social media accounts.

For those of you that actually read some of this thanks.  We will be looking for new authors and contributors down the road.  This is a new year and changes are abound.

Frankie “THE FREAK” Paul

I will tell you the tale of a man who is a legend, mainly in his own mind, but his growing popularity is that of an active volcano, we are all waiting for it to erupt.  His claim to fame seems to come from lies and wise tales yet many have been there to either witness or be implicated in one of his acts.  His mind wonders a bit and he doesn’t sit still much, or he sits still too much it’s kinda weird to explain.  Either way this man has gone by many names, Stephen, Stephano, The Aquatic Giant, TAL, T, Frankie, SLAM, and the finally the Freak.  He rarely matches his clothes which adds to the oddity of his character.  He may be wearing a black fur with red shorts, or plaid pants with an off-color V-neck.  It doesn’t make sense nor should it.  He is more cartoon character than real human.  Most stories start with, “hey remember that time he did this or did that”.  You all laugh and the new guy says “No Fucking Way.”  You chuckle, shake your head and walk away, he doesn’t know any better.  Recently the Freak added small but new accolades to his growing resume of I can’t believe he is doing that tasks.  He was in an independent short  film, is a professional boxer (March 24th), had a beer named after his alter ego ” The Selfie King of Delaware”,  and now has made it to competitive eater.  The Freak will be participating in Wing Bowl on February 2nd. Continue reading “Frankie “THE FREAK” Paul”