So Friday Feb 2nd was the day, Wing Bowl finally arrived. The contestants through down the best they could. How did the Freak do you ask, well he was able to cash a thousand dollar check. So he didn’t win it all but did well for a rookie performance. Wing Bowl brings out the best of the best. Molly Schuyler killed it with more than 500 wings. She’s a beast. Check out some of her finest work on YouTube. Molly Schuyler
The weigh ins are complete and the kings of wings are off to their homes to get a nap in before the festivities begin. The Freak made his appearance and took over the place like he usually does. He will now head down to Route 2 Tavern to hand out some swag. Tonight was an awesome display of competitors hanging out as well as some awesome people some hot women and of course the crew from Wing Bowl. It’s never to late to get tickets to this event and see some of the coolest characters ever. The Freak will be there to put on a show. You can catch HisVault on the Freaks Float hanging with his entourage. Stop by and grab a selfie.
The anticipation is building around the single greatest eating event ever, WING BOWL. Frankie Paul sits and trains in and out of the ring. He gets in the EAT LAB and works on his food game. Shit, he ain’t eating chicken wing he eats Falcon wings that he caught with own bare hands. He is what Rocky wanted to be. The Competitors are now coming out of the wood works, like this bum Pittsburgh Paulie, in an attempt to shake up THE FREAK. Pittsburgh Paulie is the kinda guy who gets out of breath just driving. Frankie Paul is cut from a different cloth, he doesn’t get worried, he OPERATES. His following is beginning to grow. The Massses are algning for one single Goal. He has begun building his alliances with great showmen such as Moe Train. Don’t be mistaken, The FREAK is coming for the Title.
Quick review of a small BBQ joint I ate at recently. Sweet Water BBQ is a decent little bbq joint that has a select number of items to choose from. The have wings, brisket, pork, Cajun Shrimp, and some fixin’s to go with it. The food comes out on one of those plastic plates that you would find at a backyard BBQ. The place is tucked away and pretty easy to miss. You just have to drive by Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store to get there. Yeah I’m not shitting you that is a real place. Go ahead click the link. No it’s not like blue waffle, don’t be a tool and just open the link.
I will tell you the tale of a man who is a legend, mainly in his own mind, but his growing popularity is that of an active volcano, we are all waiting for it to erupt. His claim to fame seems to come from lies and wise tales yet many have been there to either witness or be implicated in one of his acts. His mind wonders a bit and he doesn’t sit still much, or he sits still too much it’s kinda weird to explain. Either way this man has gone by many names, Stephen, Stephano, The Aquatic Giant, TAL, T, Frankie, SLAM, and the finally the Freak. He rarely matches his clothes which adds to the oddity of his character. He may be wearing a black fur with red shorts, or plaid pants with an off-color V-neck. It doesn’t make sense nor should it. He is more cartoon character than real human. Most stories start with, “hey remember that time he did this or did that”. You all laugh and the new guy says “No Fucking Way.” You chuckle, shake your head and walk away, he doesn’t know any better. Recently the Freak added small but new accolades to his growing resume of I can’t believe he is doing that tasks. He was in an independent short film, is a professional boxer (March 24th), had a beer named after his alter ego ” The Selfie King of Delaware”, and now has made it to competitive eater. The Freak will be participating in Wing Bowl on February 2nd.