The Freak Fights – A Night of Live Local Boxing

Well Saturday night was the night that i watched a 45 year man make his pro debut in a boxing match.  You may have read a tale or two of the Freak when I was tracking his eating adventure in the Wing Bowl this past Feb.  CLICK HERE TO SEE THAT TALE.  Frankie feels like a local celeb and if you heard the two hundred people at the event on Saturday you would have trouble not believing that.  FREAK FREAK FREAK the crowd chanted as he made his way to the ring.  You could tell he was a bit nervous going into the fight but he managed to get through that.  The Freak stood in his corner swaying with that anxious movement that looks like you’re trying hula hoop.  DING DING the bell rang and these two men ran into each other like two rams going at it on a mountain side.  Holy Christ!!!!!Continue Reading

Relax It’s Sunday

With all do respect there is absolutely no way for me to FUCKING RELAX TODAY!!!!!!  The Eagles are in the Super Bowl, that’s right the Super Bowl.  Today will be filled with beers, food, and a million phone calls and texts.  Everyone will be on the edge of their seats during the game tonight.  I will spend the majority of my day wandering around waiting for the time to pass.  I have already been up since 4 this morning.  I know stupid right, but I drank a ton of beers last night and passed out early.  I apologize for nothing.  Oh and if you haven’t seen it Brian Dawkins got into the Hall of Fame.   Continue Reading

WTF Tide Pods

Are you fucking kidding me Tide Pods.  As if people couldn’t get any dumber they are now competing in the TIDE POD CHALLENGE.  Morons will literally eat fucking anything.  Here I got on for you, let’s try the ” EAT A BAG OF DICKS CHALLENGE.”   If you catch any of your children or I should say teens doing this you should punch them in the face, Hard like really Punch the shit of them.  Dumb Asses.  I am not going to attach any videos of assholes doing this because I don’t want to encourage them to do other things like eat dog shit or a bullet.  Why not try the “Go help someone out Challenge.”  Yeah instead of eating laundry detergent why don’t you eat a good time, get some real friends, I don’t know maybe I am living in a bubble.  Whatever I’m done with this rant.