Well Saturday night was the night that i watched a 45 year man make his pro debut in a boxing match. You may have read a tale or two of the Freak when I was tracking his eating adventure in the Wing Bowl this past Feb. CLICK HERE TO SEE THAT TALE. Frankie feels like a local celeb and if you heard the two hundred people at the event on Saturday you would have trouble not believing that. FREAK FREAK FREAK the crowd chanted as he made his way to the ring. You could tell he was a bit nervous going into the fight but he managed to get through that. The Freak stood in his corner swaying with that anxious movement that looks like you’re trying hula hoop. DING DING the bell rang and these two men ran into each other like two rams going at it on a mountain side. Holy Christ!!!!!
With all do respect there is absolutely no way for me to FUCKING RELAX TODAY!!!!!! The Eagles are in the Super Bowl, that’s right the Super Bowl. Today will be filled with beers, food, and a million phone calls and texts. Everyone will be on the edge of their seats during the game tonight. I will spend the majority of my day wandering around waiting for the time to pass. I have already been up since 4 this morning. I know stupid right, but I drank a ton of beers last night and passed out early. I apologize for nothing. Oh and if you haven’t seen it Brian Dawkins got into the Hall of Fame.
Are you fucking kidding me Tide Pods. As if people couldn’t get any dumber they are now competing in the TIDE POD CHALLENGE. Morons will literally eat fucking anything. Here I got on for you, […]