Tag: WTF

Relax It’s Sunday

With all do respect there is absolutely no way for me to FUCKING RELAX TODAY!!!!!!  The Eagles are in the Super Bowl, that’s right the Super Bowl.  Today will be filled with beers, food, and a million phone calls and texts.  Everyone will be on the edge of their seats during the game tonight.  I will spend the majority of my day wandering around waiting for the time to pass.  I have already been up since 4 this morning.  I know stupid right, but I drank a ton of beers last night and passed out early.  I apologize for nothing.  Oh and if you haven’t seen it Brian Dawkins got into the Hall of Fame.    Continue reading “Relax It’s Sunday”

WTF Tide Pods

Are you fucking kidding me Tide Pods.  As if people couldn’t get any dumber they are now competing in the TIDE POD CHALLENGE.  Morons will literally eat fucking anything.  Here I got on for you, let’s try the ” EAT A BAG OF DICKS CHALLENGE.”   If you catch any of your children or I should say teens doing this you should punch them in the face, Hard like really Punch the shit of them.  Dumb Asses.  I am not going to attach any videos of assholes doing this because I don’t want to encourage them to do other things like eat dog shit or a bullet.  Why not try the “Go help someone out Challenge.”  Yeah instead of eating laundry detergent why don’t you eat a good time, get some real friends, I don’t know maybe I am living in a bubble.  Whatever I’m done with this rant.